Gay Andy

April 16, 2010

Mike The Straight Guy

Filed under: Uncategorized — gayandy @ 3:49 am

Mike the straight guy came to see me today. Mike has 2 girl friends. He sort of rotates between the two of them.
Hmmmm tonight is Thursday and so he’ll be with “N” tonight. Last night he was with “M” and he told me that he thinks “M” wants him to eff her. Well to begin with I’m the last person someone should talk to about effing a girlfriend. If it has a hole instead of a pole, I’m not interested. But since Mike wanted to talk to me about his girlfriend “M” I listened to what he wanted to say. Here’s what’s going down. Mike said “M” used to hug him from the back. In other words she’d stand behind Mike and put her arms around him and hug him while she stood in back of him. Well that’s all changed now. She’s moved around to the front of Mike and she’s putting her butt in his crotch and rotating her butt on his crotch. Well you can imagine what’s happening to Mike while she’s busy rotating tightly against his boy zone. It’s driving him wild! And he told me he wants to “f” her and that she’s a virgin and she wants him really bad. He’s been seeing this girl for over a year, and their relationship has moved up from kissing to dry effing. Mike’s already on 3rd base and he’s more than willing to steal home! I tried to cool the flames of passion off from Mike by saying that sex is a powerful thing. It can destroy friendships. Mike shot back at me by saying “Andy why do you always think negative??!!” “Maybe she’ll like me doing her and she’ll want me even more after our first “f”. I guess I’m probably thinking about this from a gay prospective, but most gays that I’ve heard about only do one nighters and then move on to their next trophy. Mike feels that once he does her, she’ll come back to him begging for more. OMG if I could only be so lucky! lol

4 Comments »

  1. Hi Andy, to me mike love sex mote the love, but she is only helping mike dick do all his thinking too, i hope he does:nt get babys this young. chao Dean

    Comment by wetcool1 — April 16, 2010 @ 4:18 am | Reply

  2. Lol…i dropped off my bed laughing at the 'boyzone' remark!!!Brilliantly written!

    Comment by Phunk Factor — April 16, 2010 @ 5:59 am | Reply

  3. Andy, you're on the right track about Mike and his gf… Even he knows what you're saying- it's not negativity, it's reality. He has set boundaries in their relationship because of that, and now is being tempted to escalate… What, ultimately, will this do for him?? Is he serious about her? Serious enough to someday marry her?? If all she wants is to lose her virginity to someone she knows, then, how does he feel about that? Recreational sex can be temporary fun, but he should be wary of the consequences, once the initial fun turns to serious questions… Hopefully, this guy at least knows what a condom is! That, of course, will be cold comfort, if he takes her virginity and their individual expectations are different… Many young woman look at sex as an affirmation of commitment… Is he prepared to follow through?? hmmm.. I don't know him, but, I suspect not… How much does he treasure her as a friend, and, of course, as a fellow human being?? Just some food for thought… luv, tman<3

    Comment by tman — April 16, 2010 @ 12:55 pm | Reply

  4. I hope Mike keeps in mind that young girls are baby machines! Sometimes they 'forget' to take their pill so they can get pregnant on purpose and then live together. Another good reason for rubbers. If young people want to use protection, and have safe, informed and affectionate sex, then I say go to it and get some joy out of life. I hate it when society tries to lay a guilt trip on young people for consensual affectionate sex. I think that is psychologically damaging to them. -But why are you always saying that sex destroys friendships? If that is the case, you are never going to have sex, because friendship is the first step in getting sex. There are many other variables besides sex in losing friends that are sometimes coincendental. And that is another myth that all gays are into 'one nighters'; well so are a lot of heterosexual guys! If you find a friend who is giving you some signals that he is also interested in you sexually, have you ever thought that having sexual activity with him might make your friendship even more intense? There are no absolute guarantees in life (except death and taxes! lol ); relationships and sex involves the risk that it may mess up. If it does, then find a new love which is a lot easier to do at your age. bfn – Wayne :)

    Comment by wayner — April 16, 2010 @ 2:42 pm | Reply


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